Top 10 Indicators You Are Under Obama's New Healthcare Plan: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is " an apple a day..."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct Tape.
Thanks to my good friend Dean Harman and his wife's doctor for sharing. Sometimes there are some things just too good that you can not resist sharing!
Diva
4 comments:
You're so naughty! I love it!!
Some us don't find that funny, just more propaganda with no basis in truth...
Victoria, Good top ten. Now, if you offer advice, then tell me. I have 3000 shares of Medarex that was purchased by Bristol Meyers for 16 per share. Now, is it advisable to sell, or hold for more growth. I bought them at 3.50 so I do have a significant gain.
Top Ten indicators your financial "diva" is an idiot (and has no sense of humor, to boot).
(10) She actually believes the health care talking points from an obese, mentally unstable drug addict with a radio talk show.
(9) She doesn’t understand that “breast exams at Hooters” would be funny if Bill Clinton was in the White House, but just sounds stupid with a class act like Barack Obama there.
(8) She actually believes the health care talking points from elected officials take who all expenses paid vacations with insurance company lobbyists.
(7) She likes the idea of paying health insurance premiums every month for 30 years and then getting laid off work and having no coverage just when she needs it.
(6) She actually believes the health care talking points from a research firm owned by one of the largest for profit health care corporations in the country.
(5) She actually believes it’s better to have insurance company
executives with stock options and profit sharing plans deciding what care she gets instead of government employees with public health educations.
(4) She doesn’t realize that 100% coverage for “euthanasia” is not only funnier than “embalming” it’s also better for terrifying her intended audience.
(3) She actually believes the health care talking points from GOP members of congress who don’t know the difference between a living will and a plan to “kill Granny.”
(2) She doesn’t realize that the funny line for a Viagra replacement is not a “Popsicle stick and duct tape: it’s a “swizzle stick and Vaseline.”
And, the number one indicator your financial "diva" is an idiot (and has no sense of humor to boot) is…
(1) She actually believes the health care talking points from a party that wants to force a woman making minimum wage to have a baby, and then deny that baby any health care after it’s born.
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